Fuck David Kleinfeld

I'm proud to be from Corona. Here are some other people who came up in my neighborhood:

Martin Scorsese
Louis Armstrong
Burt Young
Estee Lauder
Madonna*

But here are some other people I grew up with. I'm not naming names because they might take it as some kind of diss.

A murderer on the run.
Multiple gang members
Multiple felons
Multiple drug dealers
4 murder victims [and counting, unfortunately].

What does it all mean? I could be pretentious and hacky and write you some bullshit out of my ass. But the reality is, I don't know what it all means. I do know in my house there emerged one writer, one musician, one dentist and one lawyer.

So you take Corona for whatever it is.

C



*My uncle Dan smashed that.