Fuck David Kleinfeld

After the drp1zza clip below went on YouTube, he wound up getting a few hundred dollars --or donations, as he called them--and bought his precious XBox 360.

He's now doing the same con, this time via blog. The amazing part is that it works. Within days, marks tuning in to his YouTube account "donated" him enough money to lift his "depression." Selected highlights of his plea for pity points are in bold.


Sunday, February 8, 2009
I hate my life
You been wondering where the hell I have been? Well.. here goes.... i feel like i have nothing to contribute to this world, like im a waste of fucking space. A piece of shit who has to live off of SSI because i was born with Autism, something i did not want, but was given anyways. My so called fucking friends, espically the female ones. Have decided just to vanish, push.. dissipear, when i need them the most the past 2 weeks, im not gonna like, ive been turning emo really bad because of shit, and i hate to be frank, but im so depressed, i cant remember the last time i spanked the monkey even... thats how bad i am right now. People say they are there for you, but seriously, if thats the case, where is everyone? and to make things worst... i go to my Ebay account today.. and see on Feb 5th, that money was taken out of my bank... that i didn't have... in other words.

For the 5th time, my bank bounced -_- now i have to sell games, so id appericate it if anyone would buy some stuff from me. ill even sell NHL 09 to anyone. That game has ruined my last months as it is. And that is why.. ACWL has not returned from the dead like i promised, because i have nothing going right in my life. With the economy so fucking bad, espically in ALL states it has to be MINE, Michigan, at almost 10 percent right now... i feel like it wont matter how many i put in, because ive never held down a REAL REAL job, i always was either a volunteer or in training. Despite i did work at JCPenney for a month, that was a true highlight for me.

I don't.. want anyone's money, but sadly... id really appericate any donations right now, if people really want to show they are my friends, and can help me out, i promise you ill bring ACWL back like never before. And ill straighten myself out... i mean i just.. i just dont have a reason to really do anything anymore... all i do is the same old shit... NHL 09, every day... dont get me wrong, its a good game, but i need an outlet... i was going to join the YMCA this month, i was going to get a cell phone too, and go look for jobs, but now.

Thats all out the window, all of it... so why should i give a fuck if my house is dirty anymore? why should i give a fuck about the dishes? im that depressed, all because no one fucking will help me when i need someone. My aniexty, depression.. is going through the roof. I owe probably 50 dollars to my bank right now, and since im that poor, im going to have to sell alot of shit, unless someone wants to help me out.

I mean what the fuck happen to me? in 2007, that was the greatest year of my life since 1994, 1988, 1989, 1991, and 1992 by far. I finally got my High School Diploma, i finally went to college, i saw future NHL players play at the OHL All Star Game, such as Patrick Kane, Steven Stamkos, and a player coming up next year in John Tavares, and i even touched the Real Stanley Cup! the greatest trophy in the whole world that can be won by any team, yet the NBA, NFL, and MLB are more popular... oh and A-ROID, ROFL, if you dont know what im talking about, A-Rod was busted for steroids, although he took them in 2003, but still. fucking Alex Rodcheater.

Then 2008 came, i thought my life was going places, then BAM, i get the car in the ditch, costed us about 100 bucks, BAM i get kicked out of college because of women, but ill admit.. it was my fault for being immature, then BAM, I thought finally something was going right when i finally got laid, but the stupid bitch used me for a one night stand, and then 3 other bitches did it to me too... *although only the 2nd one fucked me* the 3rd one used me, never would respond to me again all because i wouldnt go to her house. and the 4th one is a fucking player.. i mean sure... i got some tits and ass to touch and squeeze... but i learned that sex isnt love. and i still really feel like a virgin, since neither girl made the wankie go happy like fireworks. *sorry for being blunt*

So now what do i do? someone.. please.. anyone.. fucking help me.. yeah.. im not going to deny it, i am desperate for help right now, not just money wise, but just social support wise. Im at a big crossroad right now in my life, either im going to make it big, or im going to end up going to prison... and i can feel this because of my autism fucking with me.... i hate it. I dont want anyone to pity me, i dont want anyone to help me unless they really are 200 percent okay with it. i just want to get this shit off my chest.

Thats why there has been no ACWL, despite i have wanted to bring it back full time, but ive lost all desire to do it because im so confused, i dont know what to do with myself, im falling apart... and then i was going to bring back what was called Board 8 Baseball, but instead call it Dr. Pizza's Youtube Baseball League, the DYBL, but that never happen because i been a complete wreck... i been praying 2009 would be a better year for me then 2008, but its going the same fucking way.

I have no outlet, i have no friends in person, and now.. i dont even have friends ONLINE, females dont even TALK to me anymore. I do need a woman in my life, but i need more then just that, i need myself out there in life again...

Someone.. for the love of god... help me get my shit together, cause nobody else is... not even my Dad.... but its not his fault, he has his own problems, hes depressed too, his wife died 8 years ago, and he told me he hasnt been truly happy in years...

Do you know how bad that makes me feel? i mean seriously... what the fuck am i suppose to do :(

And one last thing, i took that hit list off of here on Youtube for NHL 09, because i did not want my Youtube account or my Xbox Live account banned.

So yeah... im going to see who my real friends are... today...
Posted by Allan at 8:23 AM