Fuck David Kleinfeld

Don't go to law school unless:

You like seeing people at their worst.

You don't mind becoming an alcoholic.

You're OK with compromising your morals.

You like the idea of writing a glorified book report--excuse me--a journal.

You enjoy watching yourself become a logical piece of shit.

Note: Greed notwithstanding, prepare to abandon the idea of emotional decisionmaking.

Also, it's helpful if:

1. You don't mind your school lying to get a better ranking.

2. You get off on having a better grade than someone else.

3. You define yourself by the content of your ego.

The unwritten rule is you will be nothing until you make partner.